Tag Archives: Christmas

Saturday, December 27th

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Eye-rolling Puns

The wife demanded I explain why I masturbated into her selection box. Boy, was that a sticky topic. My girlfriend’s family walked into the kitchen to see the oven door open, the turkey on the table, and me with my … Continue reading →

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Tuesday, December 23rd (Part 2)

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Eye-rolling Puns

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the … Continue reading →

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