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Monday, 5th January

The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour. The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual. You don’t know anything at all about ancient Egypt? Tut, tut, tut. It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword … Continue reading

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Friday, January 2nd (Part 2)

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K. What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? “Oh sheet!” My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so … Continue reading

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Friday, January 2nd (Part 1)

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos. How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men. What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, … Continue reading

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Tuesday, December 30th

Why do ship captains understand their sons so well? They’re able to fathom the depth of their buoys! I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended. I went to go see the movie ‘Shrek’ last weekend, … Continue reading

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Monday, December 29th (Part 1)

I just read that the film POMPEII is being made. I haven’t seen the first Pompe yet. Took a fat girl out for dinner two weeks ago. She’s still there. I’ve just finished painting my bedroom in under ten minutes … Continue reading

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Saturday, December 27th

The wife demanded I explain why I masturbated into her selection box. Boy, was that a sticky topic. My girlfriend’s family walked into the kitchen to see the oven door open, the turkey on the table, and me with my … Continue reading

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Tuesday, December 23rd (Part 1)

My friend is really interested in magnets. Personally, I can’t see the attraction. Know what’s odd? About every other number. I bought a cheap Jack-in-a-box and it failed miserably. It doesn’t surprise me. I’m having the most amazing sex with … Continue reading

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Thursday, December 18th (Part 1)

Just checked out bigbustycoons.com. Damn those guys have really good bus companies!! Last night my girlfriend was in the bath and 2 lesbians broke in and got naked and started wrestling her! I tried to help but I could only … Continue reading

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Tuesday, December 16th (Part 2)

My mate was trying to convince me that there are these islands way out in the Atlantic which are technically part of Britain. “No way,” I said, “that’s just Scilly.” I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be … Continue reading

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Monday, December 15th (part 1)

I start my new job serving food at a restaurant tomorrow, I can’t wait! Somebody keeps adding soil to my allotment at night and I have no idea why! The plot thickens My wife has left me. All because of … Continue reading

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