A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.
A ditch digger was entrenched in his career.
Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.
Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.
Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.
Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.
Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging
When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.
Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.
What you seize is what you get.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was intense.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.
Eye-Rolling Puns 
Puns! The lowest form of humor and the greatest form of wit!
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