Friday, November 14th

A criminal’s best asset is his lie ability.

A ditch digger was entrenched in his career.

Visitors to Cuba are usually Havana good time.

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

A music store had a small sign which read: Bach in a Minuet.

Old programmers never die, they just can’t C as well.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging

When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party.

Two banks with different rates have a conflict of interest.

What you seize is what you get.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was intense.

Seven days without a pun makes one weak.

When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution.

Hippo critical

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One Response to Friday, November 14th

  1. Puns! The lowest form of humor and the greatest form of wit!

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