Monthly Archives: January 2015

Tuesday, January 6th

I was kind of happy that Liverpool won last night, now we know somebody English can win at Wimbledon. As a social experiment I had my son wear a Manchester United shirt. So far he’s been kicked,punched,spat on and verbally … Continue reading

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Monday, 5th January

The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour. The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual. You don’t know anything at all about ancient Egypt? Tut, tut, tut. It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword … Continue reading

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Friday, January 2nd (Part 2)

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K. What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? “Oh sheet!” My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so … Continue reading

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Friday, January 2nd (Part 1)

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos. How much coke has Charlie Sheen snorted? Enough to kill two and a half men. What kind of sushi does Lady Gaga eat? Raw, raw, … Continue reading

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