Tuesday, December 23rd (Part 2)

What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!

Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it soot’s him

What do you call a broke santa? Give up yet? It’s Saint-NICKEL-LESS

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinselitis!

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? RUDEolph.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Kiss under mistletoe

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