Monday, November 17th (part 1)*

*From this week going forward, the daily puns will be split into two parts, so that you can receive a bit more cheer and chuckles throughout your day, while scrolling your news feed. There might not be any MORE puns, but a half a dozen in each post should be enough to raise your spirits 😉

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro, what a rip off!

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.

Onion pun

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