*From this week going forward, the daily puns will be split into two parts, so that you can receive a bit more cheer and chuckles throughout your day, while scrolling your news feed. There might not be any MORE puns, but a half a dozen in each post should be enough to raise your spirits 😉
I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
Velcro, what a rip off!
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumour.