Monday, 5th January

The thing about vampires is they always have such biting humour.

The grammarian was never late. He was always very punctual.

You don’t know anything at all about ancient Egypt? Tut, tut, tut.

It’s a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.

A young girl in charge of her tribe would be called little miss-chief.

A dozen swimmers started a race at the stroke of twelve.

It’s true. I don’t like soap, but you don’t have to rub it in my face!

They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort.

If towels could tell jokes they would probably have a dry sense of humor.

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