Friday, January 2nd (Part 2)

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
“Oh sheet!”

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
She couldn’t find the “10” button.

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

Teacher: “What is the chemical formula for water?”
Student: “HIJKLMNO.”
Teacher: “What are you talking about?”
Student: “Yesterday you said it’s H to O!”

How do trees access the internet?
They log in.

Cheesus Christ

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