Why did the potato go to the pub? To get mashed
I’ve just bought a hive, but it’s not producing any honey. It’s like the occupants don’t have a clue what to do. Bloody new bees.
I’m heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time.
What do you call it when a fraud falls from the top of a building?
I was recently asked if as a young boy, was my mother very strict with me.
I said, ‘let me get one thing straight, my mother was never a young boy.’
It has been annoying me for ages because I forgot the name of the actor that played Forrest Gump, then someone told me today.
A 5.2 magnitude earthquake has hit the town of Lorca in southern Spain.
Several buildings have been reduced to a paella rubble.
Winzip files are becoming rar these days.
I’ve just met this lass who shares my fetish for flowers.
We’ve come to an arrangement…