Potatoes are pretty good in the sack
Meeting: A place where minutes are taken but hours are fucking wasted.
It’s only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.
The government bill to ban alcohol was met by a chorus of booze.
I went on a date with a black bird last night.
We went to a crow bar.
When I was little I had imaginary friends and I used to play with them all the time.
They were real people, i just imagined they were my friends.
I was born when I was very young
I went to the doctors and he said I was in the early stages of heart disease.
I took it with a pinch of salt.