I start my new job serving food at a restaurant tomorrow, I can’t wait!
Somebody keeps adding soil to my allotment at night and I have no idea why! The plot thickens
My wife has left me. All because of my fetish with touching pasta. In feeling cannelloni right now
I’ve just started a band called 999megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet
One of the newborns on the intensive care unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shakin’ that ass
I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery, I’ve had it up to here with them
My mate dug a big hole in the garden and filled it with water. I think he meant well
It’s really difficult to find what you are looking for on eBay. I was looking for cigarette lighters and I found over 15,000 matches!