Which president was least guilty? Lincoln. He is in a cent.
He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
Why do cows wear cowbells? Because their horns don’t work.
Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
What must you know to be an auctioneer? Lots.
What do you call two people in an ambulance? A pair of medics.
Why isn’t whispering permitted in class? Because it’s not aloud.
What’s Irish and sits in the sun? Paddy O’Furniture.
What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away.
Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.