Friday, December 12th (Part 1)

What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block

I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.

What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.

What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.

Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.

What is the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin’ the sleigh.

How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside.

Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.

Christmas Drinking Game

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