What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block
I used to be a tailor, but found the work to be just so-so.
What is copper nitrate? Overtime for policemen.
What does a spy do when he gets cold? He goes undercover.
Some river valleys are absolutely gorges.
What is the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer? One slays the dragon and the other is draggin’ the sleigh.
How many sides does a circle have? Two: an inside and an outside.
Did you hear about the optician? Two glasses and he made a spectacle of himself.