My boss accused me of not forwarding an email her way.
I resent that.
My wife was stressed out earlier, so I decapitated her.
Hope that took the weight off her shoulders
“Storm spares Philippines capital”
I thought the X-Men were fictional.
RomeoAndJuliet.docx is a play on word.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
NatWest have installed the first ever cash machine in a tree in Epping Forest.
If it proves successful, they might open them in other branches.
People who have Bluetooth handsets need a clip round the ear.
So, I was working in a library and this bloke comes up to me and says, “Do you have a bookmark?”
I said, “Yes, we have hundreds…but my name’s Dave”