Monday, December 1st (part 2)

What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!

What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!

Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber

Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn’t close his casket.

Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand

Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? A: They don’t know where home is

What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

What’s a porn star’s favorite drink? A: 7 Up in cider.

just in case

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