What’s the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!
What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill!
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A: a cucumber
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? A: They couldn’t close his casket.
Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
Why can’t you play Uno with a Mexican? A: They steal all the green cards.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? A: They don’t know where home is
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.
What’s a porn star’s favorite drink? A: 7 Up in cider.