Wednesday, November 26th (part 2)

I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.

If there was someone selling drugs in this place, weed know.

Learning to dance is a two-step process.

I had a hand in the puppet show.

The knight stood on the shoulder of the road, looking at his disabled car. He shook his head and said, ‘Chevrolet is dead.’

The linen shop gave their employees free bedding. Even their accountant had his own handmade spread sheet.

I like vegetables, but my friend doesn’t carrot call.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People in medieval days were always hanging out by the gallows.

He's so cool

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