Tuesday, November 25th (part 2)

What is the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing Crosby sings but Walt Disney

Did you hear about the circus fire?
It was intense.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

What does a buffalo say when her son leaves her?

Where do sheep get a haircut?
At the Ba Ba Shop.

What was the first thing Saddam Hussein said after coming out of the bunker?
Did I beat David Blaine?!?

A Bear walks into a bar and says ‘CAN I HAVE A PINT OF……………………………GUINESS PLEASE?’
The barman says ‘SURE BUT WHY THE BIG PAWS’

f(x) = 6x+3 walks into a bar. ‘Got any sandwiches asks the bar man’ f(x) = 6x+3
‘Sorry’ says the bar man ‘We don’t cater for functions’

lost control

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