Monday, November 24th (part 2)

A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U. C. L. A.

If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.

Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.

Banning the bra was a big flop.

She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”

Little pickle

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