A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U. C. L. A.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
If life gives you llamas, make llamanade.
Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, “They’re twins! If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Ahmal.”