Monday, November 24th (part 1)

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

Practice safe eating—always use condiments.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.

When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.

Sleeping pill

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