Friday, November 21st (part 2)

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it slipped out in a conversation.

I asked the carpenter if I needed gutters installed. He said they’re on the house.

They want to close the mint? That doesn’t make any cents!

Did you hear about the guy who stayed on the merry-go-round for three days? It’s in the Guinness Book of Whirled Records.

What do you call a herd of giggling cows? Laughingstock.

To get rid of a spirit, I got a personal trainer. I needed someone who could exercise a ghost.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roaming Catholic.

Cee Lo

Have a good weekend guys, and see you on Monday!

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