Thursday, November 20th (part 1)

Something for the kids to give them a chuckle 😉

How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.

Why are playing cards like wolves? They come in packs.

What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop? Getting the scoop!

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

What’s purple and 5000 miles long? The Grape Wall of China!

What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight? Sir Render.

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