I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs.
Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.
How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack.
What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One’s a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.
What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Oi – get out! We don’t want your type in here”