Tuesday, November 18th (part 2)

I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs.

Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.

How do you change tires on a duck? With a quackerjack.

What is the difference between a miser and a canary? One’s a little cheap and the other is a little cheeper.

What happened when the cow tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? Udder destruction.

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Oi – get out! We don’t want your type in here”

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