Tuesday, November 18th (part 1)

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

What is the difference between one yard and two yards? A fence

A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a machine for squeezing fresh orange juice. Intrigued, the young man asked if he could be allowed to work the machine, but his request was denied. Said the store manager, “Sorry, kid, but baggers can’t be juicers.”

Following last week’s news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is (you guessed it!) going for a song.

What did Tarzan say to his wife? “Jane, it’s a jungle out there!”

A baby seal walks into a bar. “What can I get you?” asks the bartender. “Anything but a Canadian Club,” replies the seal.

What’s a chimney sweep’s most common ailment? The flue.

What do you call a train loaded with toffee? A chew chew train.

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