*From this week going forward, the daily puns will be split into two parts, so that you can receive a bit more cheer and chuckles throughout your day, while scrolling your news feed. There might not be any MORE puns, but a half a dozen in each post should be enough to raise your spirits 😉
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in colour, it’s a pigment of your imagination.
He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.
Doctors tell us there are over seven million people who are overweight. These, of course, are only round figures.
What is the purpose of reindeer? It makes the grass grow, sweetie.
Why is Saudi Arabia free of mental illness? There are nomad people there.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”