Friday, November 7th

It’s N7 day, a celebration of all things Mass Effect, so I’ll throw up a few stupid puns/jokes related to the fantastic series šŸ˜‰

How did Commander Shepard have sex with Jack? He took some anti-Biotics first!

What kind of vehicles do Asari drive? Justicars

What’s the most popular restaurant on Kahje? Taco Drell

Saw Shepard at a cemetery, he was a real spectre!

Who’s the greatest boxer in Quarian history? Muhammad Tali

Aaaaaand, we’re back to normal puns šŸ˜‰

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.

The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.

A dentist named Phil McCavity always quit work at tooth-hurtie.

A bowling team was called ‘lightning’ because they had so many strikes.

Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks.

When Australian sheep get lost, they bleat around the bush.

Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.

Artificial knees and elbows were developed during a joint project.

The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.

Mood swing

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