It’s N7 day, a celebration of all things Mass Effect, so I’ll throw up a few stupid puns/jokes related to the fantastic series 😉
How did Commander Shepard have sex with Jack? He took some anti-Biotics first!
What kind of vehicles do Asari drive? Justicars
What’s the most popular restaurant on Kahje? Taco Drell
Saw Shepard at a cemetery, he was a real spectre!
Who’s the greatest boxer in Quarian history? Muhammad Tali
Aaaaaand, we’re back to normal puns 😉
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania.
The marine biology student took a math course called algae-bra.
A dentist named Phil McCavity always quit work at tooth-hurtie.
A bowling team was called ‘lightning’ because they had so many strikes.
Cowboys in a rodeo can be sure to get a few bucks.
When Australian sheep get lost, they bleat around the bush.
Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
Artificial knees and elbows were developed during a joint project.
The cosmetic student was sick on the day of the final exam. Now she has to take a Make Up exam.