After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew very cranky.
When James Bond slept through the earthquake, he was shaken but not stirred.
It’s a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.
The photograph that I took of the sandstorm turned out grainy.
He stayed at the auction until the bidder end.
The boxer wasn’t a good comedian. He can’t find the right hook.
If you give some managers an inch they think they’re a ruler.
Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He PASTA way
All these Harry Potter jokes are getting a bit Ridikkulus. Siriusly guys, stop.
They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.
If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?
What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.
I went to to the shop to buy 8 Sprites. I came home and realised I’d picked 7 Up.