Tuesday, November 4th

After manually rotating the heavy machinery, the worker grew very cranky.

When James Bond slept through the earthquake, he was shaken but not stirred.

It’s a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed.

The photograph that I took of the sandstorm turned out grainy.

He stayed at the auction until the bidder end.

The boxer wasn’t a good comedian. He can’t find the right hook.

If you give some managers an inch they think they’re a ruler.

Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?
He PASTA way

All these Harry Potter jokes are getting a bit Ridikkulus. Siriusly guys, stop.

They should make a Minecraft movie, it would be a blockbuster.

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can’t helium, and you can’t curium, you might as well barium.

I went to to the shop to buy 8 Sprites. I came home and realised I’d picked 7 Up.

Tad Polish

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