Sunday, October 26th

“Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.” “Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.”

What happened to the lawyer who was thrown out of a saloon? He was disbarred.

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder & got a little behind in his work?

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, “No change yet.”

I used to sell computer parts, but then I lost my drive.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than “A” bra

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

What would you get if you crossed a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie.

I used to be a Velcro salesman, but couldn’t stick with it.

Where do you find giant snails? On the ends of giant’s fingers.

How do you tickle a rich girl? Say “Gucci Gucci Gucci!”

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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