The designers of jeans are always looking at the bottom line.
After 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road. I thought it would probably be safer to make the basket at home.
I once had insomnia so bad I was awake until it dawned on me.
Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady’s dress. I told her I was very sari.
If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
He wears glasses during math because it improves division.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
Some Spanish government employees are Seville servants.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.