I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the meat that was on the top shelf. He refused to take the bet, saying that the steaks were too high.
Biologists have recently produced immortal frogs by removing their vocal cords. They can’t croak.
A horse is a very stable animal.
I used to work Knight shifts down at the local medieval recreation exhibit.
The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line.
A zoo had a camel with no humps named ‘Humphrey.’
A cat ate some cheese and waited for a mouse with baited breath.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
Novice pirates make terrible singers because they can’t hit the high seas.
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.