When chemists die, technicians barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
How does Moses like his tea. Hebrews it.
I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.
The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.