Wednesday, October 22nd

When chemists die, technicians barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

How does Moses like his tea.  Hebrews it.

I am reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

I’m glad I know sign language, it’s pretty handy.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Don’t trust people that do acupuncture, they’re back stabbers.

The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Finish Lines?

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