Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.
She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.
It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
To some – marriage is a word … to others – a sentence.
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Old skiers never die — they just go down hill.
A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.
Some people don’t like food going to waist..
We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.