Tuesday, October 21st

Pun of plugs

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

She was only a whisky maker but he loved her still.

It’s better to love a short girl than not a tall.

When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.

To some – marriage is a word … to others – a sentence.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

Old skiers never die — they just go down hill.

A lawyer for a church did some cross-examining.

Some people don’t like food going to waist..

We were so poor when I was growing up we couldn’t even afford to pay attention.

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