A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired.
A lot of money is tainted – It taint yours and it taint mine.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”
What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.
Eye-Rolling Puns 