Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
I don’t trust these stairs because they’re always up to something.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
“Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble. You have my Word”
Did you hear the about the court case where the man was tried for killing the man by making him slip on a banana? It was overturned on appeal!
More to come tomorrow, folks! Which one of the above is your favourite?